Very bad things

10:44PM - This vacation is just hapening

I'm not angry enough to really rant, so I'll just say that this was expected.  I've never been on vacation with any of my local friends, no matter what the plans were, or how badly I wanted to go.  The excuse is always money, but I also have trouble keeping up. 

The only way I ever get to see any of the interesting things across the country that I wanted was to just go. 

This is the second time I've almost had a chance to go to Salem, Ma.  At this point, I'm fairly certain that my friends have already written me off for the trip. 

I'm thinking I'll just go in July.  Screw this the whole coven must go where I want on my schedule, and see all the anoying theatrical crap I want to see.  I want to go on ghost tours and use the freaking mass transit if I like because I hate driving in cities.  I want to take the ferry from Boston.  And I don't want to deal with bitchy friends snarking because I'm slow.

1:18AM - Main account screwed?

Yes/no?

It was a paid account with loads of icons I made just for it. I know that's not terribly hard, but since I've started up a secondary journal, Deadjournal seems to have puked my original registration.

I opened this free account for one reason: so I could say "Fuck"  in any post I please without worrying that I'd loose potential readers of the story that's supposed to be going on in my real account.

And I can't get to the thing to update it, or even delete it, until I come across the one scrap of paper I scribbled the password on.

So.

FUCK.
(what, you thought "very bad things" was a kid-friendly journal?  Bleah.)

4:52PM - When this is an accurate headline..

It's time to quit.

Daily KOS:
"ID-Sen: Senator Wide Stance Staying Put"

Hon, they caught you trying to get sex in a men's room.

Your political byline was "wide stance".

People in your own party are begging you to quit.

Give it up.

Brought to you by the committee to end stupid in politics.

11:41AM - dammit

The Internet entertainment division is apparently on strike.

It is currently very boring. I mean, seriously. OJ?! That is SO ten years ago.

If things don't pick up, I'll have to go do actual work, which is teh suck.

Also teh suck are Graduate "group projects", in which I always get screwed. Seriously, could I get just one sane group? Instead it's:

"Ohh, my part is too huge and complicated despite it's being what I wanted to do. You do this bit of it, despite the fact that you doing it makes NO FUCKING SENSE in relation to the rest of your part. Plus, we'll contact you THE DAY BEFORE THE FIRST PART IS DUE to start working out what we're going to do. In front of the entire class. Because we have jobs and don't give a shit that your ENTIRE life is focused on school and getting a decent job afterwards.

And by the way, our bit so far reads like a treatise on management. What's up with you explaining how the assigned topic is usually approached, and how it's affected by the specific type of organization we're working on?"

I have made my sibling promise to incapacitate me if he ever finds out I'm teaching a Grad course and assigning group projects. Last year, I had a course where we did not turn in a single individual paper. Several people got royally screwed.

8:47PM - Dear Giver Goddess...

Last year at this time, I asked for passage to school, etc.  Thank you for sending such a quick and timely reply.

This year, I have a somewhat more .. mundane request.

Wanted:  One male human within five years of my own age either way.

prefrences:

No -

1. Fat biggots.
2. Republicans.
3. Smells or mannerisms that weird me out.  I suppose it's petty, but if I can't get close without wanting to scream or go in search of smelling salts, what's the point?  (Guys who don't wash make me sad...)
   
4. Venerial disease.  (obvious)
5. Short man disease (The controlling, overcompensating mindset. Short men in general are fine.)
6. Psycho religious nuts of any stripe or creed who wish to convert or kill me.
7. Unattainable men who have some sort of weird thing for being treated like dirt, but not directly/openly involved in BDSM.
8. Unstable men who have MPD, or at least pretend to.
9. Men with severe 'mommy' issues.  (Wake up calls and cleaning detail need to have ended when he moved out.)
10. Men with owners.
    
11. Bizarrely possessive men who want me to move away from all family and friends and cut off all contact with them.  (As per all the 'true crime' programs I've seen, this is a Bad Sign.)
12. Men who are more mentally broken than I am.
13. Also please note that while I love gay men dearly, by definition, they will not give me SEX.  So, no.

YES - Note that not all are required.  Also note that if you think that something is sexual and it is not explicitly stated, you've got it wrong.

1. Gamers.
2. SCAdians.
3. Fen.
4. I would like to experience what an owner of six-pack abs is capable of during sex before I die.  I Would prefer to survive the encounter.
   
5. Stick jocks.  (Note that I cannot sew.)
6. Pagans.
7. Library geeks.
8. Yay tats and piercings.  Not required, but yay, nonetheless.
   
9. Has read "The Dunwich horror" more than once, and is not adverse to random Mythos references.
10. Has read "Girl Genius" to the point of having a reasonable plot discussion and disturbing people at a nearby table.  Same goes for HP, LOTR, or the Belgariad.
11. Bonus if they know what the acronyms HP and LOTR mean, and are dissing me for not having listed series that are far more obscure.  (Note that I will not read the "Wheel of Time" for anyone.)
12. Filk.
13. jhereg owner.
14. Willing to relocate when I find employment.  Alternatively, we should not leave yet still more mental scars on each other if we have to seperate.
    

I am aware that this is, in fact, more a time for divination and learning requests than for Random Sex or Lifemate begging.  As such, I will attempt to read his post-coital pubic hair in lieu of tea leaves. 

Thanks be to the Giver Goddess for enduring this request and not smiting me on the spot.  (Yes, I am aware that She does not generally Smite anyone for such requests.  I'm just saying.)

Blessed be